[shonuff]

For Step 5 - let's not forget Nick D'Aloisios favorite tactic of spamming reporters.

http://gizmodo.com/5830076/how-i-made-a-15+year+old-app-deve...

[drakaal]

Author makes reference to that at the end with "tips" "Lie."

[shonuff]

Ah, I see it now. “I try to maintain a level of humbleness” HAHAH - yeah right.