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we are unable to provide this patent pending document at this time.
Our legal department will be shortly dispatching a DMCA infringement notice to all parties "mirroring" our content as a sign of our ongoing commitment to protecting our valuable intellectual properties against these thieves and scoundrels.
If you should encounter any further difficulties with our information dissemination services, please sign the following non-disclosure agreement[1] and affix the supplied Fedex label to your firstborn. We aim to respond to all communications within 6 working months, as part of our Quality Commitment Assurance.
[1] Whilst blood is preferred, red ink will suffice.