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by venomsnake 4807 days ago
Not everyone has the profession of herding spherical cows in vacuum ... in the real world lots of stuff can bait you in the ass.
2 comments

this...makes me laugh, thanks ;-)

I would agree that the real world can bait one in the ass, out of the blue, just, what the, things are trying to eat my ass!

As for herding spherical cows and the vacuum, I'll do my best:

  val maybeCow = Some(1) // SomeOne is the speherical mu (i.e. you)
  maybeCow getOrElse 0 // Cow here becomes 1 with the universe
Were maybeCow initialized with a None value, then into the vacuum it goes...and out it comes with a safe 0 to keep order in our [application] universe.
I'm very amused. About 80% of my career has been in the "real world", so I have actually have some authority in calling this. No power in the world can subvert incompetence.