[pasbesoin]

The problem section reads like: Agile meets corporate, and loses. (Perhaps an inevitably outcome.)

The solution reads vaguely like: We're already distributed (in time -- flexi-time -- if nothing else), so manage us like a distributed team.

The solution still strikes me as somewhat too bureaucratic, vis à vis the intent of a "standup" ("daily X", etc. -- choose your own name), as I see it. That being to informally, loosely, but effectively sync members' working states and awareness. Everyone should be free to take what notes are personally meaningful to them.

But formal documentation should be a separate track. That would include the "agenda / meeting notes" PDF CYA that appears to be going on and/or proposed, here.