I am so offended. Why do women say things like this. I am so hurt. I wish someone showed her the code of conduct. Women talking about fucking is just not nice.
Not just fucking, but holy fucking. One cannot help but be assaulted by the image of their most beloved deity or earthly representative engaged in all manner of despicable behaviour. With human waste playing some sort of horrific part in the act. Highly offensive. Nightmare enducing, even.