[bitwize]

Every time I come across one of these heavyweight, dependency-encrusted "replacements" for basic Unix tools, I'm reminded of L33tStart[0], a fictional, satirical init(1) replacement I wrote about on Reddit -- a sort of parody of systemd.

Every day, in a bizarre manifestation of Poe's Law, L33tStart seems less and less a parody.

[0] http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/14ay0r/hacker_k...

[adambenayoun]

Any chance you could open source L33tStart. Also what type of ponies were you using for your startups? Black or white ponies?

[andrewflnr]

Mostly pink and purple, is my impression.

[zobzu]

heh, you made my morning :)