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"if the latter, I'd be a hypocrite"

Funny, I could have sworn otherwise.

"Romantic love and casual sex are mutually exclusive."

You speak for yourself and no-one else. Most women would consider being boned by James Bond for one night only to be a highly romantic proposition.

I'm not James Bond but I do my best. I've never had any complaints. At least I have some experience in such things. You are just making shit up to support your wacky beliefs.