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"if I had kids, I wouldn't let them anywhere near you"

Never fear, I don't think there's any danger of your having kids.

Funny you mention children, though. They on your mind a lot, are they? Child molestors often talk about how much they appreciate the little girls' "purity", "innocence", "lack of experience" ...

Just sayin'.

"Casual sex does lasting emotional harm to most people who participate. "

See, you state these things like they're facts, but the funny thing is you're just making them up. I wonder if you even realise that.

"it would suit you better if college freshmen fell more easily to cheesy lines about sakura blossoms"

I'll thank you to not steal my material!