[Too]

Try to store one, or maybe even two expensive and dirty mountain bikes in an apartment. Especially with a crazy girlfriend around.

[thisone]

clean the bikes, get a wall rack, and dump the girlfriend (which might get you down to one bike)

[paganel]

I live in a studio apartment in an Eastern-European capital city and you're right, there's no room for a bike in here. Well, tough luck for me, it means I'll only bike whenever I care enough about it to rent one.

[fnordfnordfnord]

I lived in China for a bit. I only had bikes while I was there. I hated hauling the damn things up the stairs.

[seanp2k2]

You better NOT be putting your expensive bikes away dirty, sir!