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> If there really is this God thing, then do you really think they give a damn about you sitting on hot rocks? If you do, then you've really missed the point of it all. If you don't then you'll quickly realize you're just wasting your time

What you said is logically analogous to, "There are no cars in the parking lot, but if you think there are cars in the parking lot, you have to think they are blue."

In other words, blatantly illogical.

You can't reason about the properties of a false hypothetical (unless you think that it's not a false hypothetical).