[mcguire]

Note: I think we have different referents for "OP" here; bombax's is, I think, the whining customer; while shabble's is the pompous CEO.

Me, I'm the swarthy pirate. Arrrh.

[bambax]

Upvoted, although it's bambax, not bombax ;-)

[mcguire]

I'm having trouble reading around the eye patch.