[chc]

I think you've mistaken Yegge's point if you see it as "Declarative functional languages are better than imperative ones." It's more about how the version of OO embodied in Java warps your program designs in an awkward way. He presents functional languages as the antithesis of this because, well, they are. But it's certainly possible for an imperative language to put functions and data on the same level — Yegge's favorite language, JavaScript, is an imperative language that does this.

[habosa]

I understand it was more anti-Java than pro anything else, I just saw functional as his solution to this problem. I'm already fluent enough with Java that I see absolutely no need to switch to a different imperative language as my main workhorse, so I looked at Haskell as a sort of "go big or go home" approach to weaning myself off of mutable state, etc.