[kyochan]

I just tell people I make the websites.

As a joke, I make developer and pornographer interchangeable. Too bad I don't do back-end work.

[blhack]

Can you make a social networking site for me? You'll have to do it for free, but I'll give you some of the stock.

or

inquire_cost(build_social_networking_site); while cost > 100 { bitch() moan() ask again() }

[falsestprophet]

Oh, I'd do it for free. Its just a simple Facebook clone.