[zxcvvcxz]

I don't know - just telling my facebook friends that I couldn't get out of bed in the morning? Sounds too mundane and even relate-able. "Oh Jim didn't get out of bed again," big fucking deal right?

Let's up the stakes here. You know what alarm I would never fuck with? The one that's about to "like" a certain fetish video on redtube or youporn.

[ap0rnnstar]

LOL, that's insanity wolf territory. I'm not sure if I can handle that.

[sharkweek]

if you really want to up the stakes -- the money-shredding alarm would have me out of bed in a jiffy --

http://mashable.com/2011/05/29/money-shredding-alarm/