And KDC has shown he doesn't spend much on security. Definitely not enough to entice someone who is outright depressed over his current state of security.
Maybe I'm just biased after having wasted my 20s in a cube, but hanging out with KDC & his crew of henchmen doesn't sound that bad of a gig based purely on the novelty of the idea. Like it or not (and based on your posts, I know which one it is), KDC has shown some insight into how to make cash on the ol' internets... I suppose you have an argument with his ethics? Try working on a bond trading desk for 10 years. You'll see KDC as Christ-like pretty soon thereafter.