[Centigonal]

One time, I indented my code with five spaces instead of four.

I did this because I despised Guido van Rossum, whom I think is unjustly beardy[1], and wanted to embarass him.

I was convicted of two consecutive five-year felonies, and am now awaiting sentencing.

[1] https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14204175/screencaps/AwesomeRossum.j...