[noonespecial]

To bring this into the startup world:

The master shrugs and says "It can't be done" and so doesn't even try.

The young carpenter slaps together something ugly with only three legs that barely stands, but since its the only table available, everyone balances their stuff on it anyway.

This seems like a select spot to insert some distinct SQL jokes... but I think I'll just drop it.

[Joeri]

A master would be wise enough not to make assertions on what can or cannot be done.