[hamburglar]

Hell, it would be effective as a data: url.

[hamburglar]

Can I paste a huge data url here? Let's see.

data:text/html;base64,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

Ha, it works!

[pavel_lishin]

Sure, but that's the same inspirational quote every time.

[hamburglar]

I trust I don't need to explain how one might make it choose randomly from a large list of quotes if you really wanted to do this.