[cgmorton]

My question is, what are you doing 'enjoy[ing] things that you can buy with money'? Hasn't it been well enough established that things don't make you happy? The Greeks figured that out two thousand years ago, guy!

Let me tell you, I bought a used car just this year and I appreciate it way more because I didn't bankrupt myself to do so.

[therandomguy]

"Have you seen anyone sad on a jet ski?"