[nnq]

It even has a good sense of humor:

    $ howdoi kill someone
    ps aux

...yeah, first I must find out if "he"'s alive and how can I find "him", so it's a good first step :)

    $ howdoi clean up blood stains
    No, you cannot achieve that with PHP [...]

...indeed, PHP has never been my fav language :)

[spajus]

  howdoi kill myself
  Thread.Abort

[nnq]

someone should submit a patch that will display the phone number of a local suicide hotline if anyone asks this ...seriously!