[jamesmcn]

If you haven't committed a crime how could you possibly need privacy, comrade?

[dragonbonheur]

You really do enjoy having lots of people watch your sex tapes, or know about your financial situation or about how you and your parents haven't been talking for so many years or knowing that your girlfriend/wife dated and slept with crowd of men before meeting you, huh?

[jamesmcn]

(psst: might want to have your sarcasm detector recalibrated, it appears to be giving erroneous readings)

[mindcrime]

(psst: text only communication is a really shitty way to convey sarcasm. Sarcasm on the Internet is fundamentally Broken)