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by root-parent 4 hours ago
Most likely view ...We are so primitive we are like Sentinel Island. Nobody allowed to land here under severe penalties of the Galactic Council.

They were going to upgrade us to a class B-1 civilization, but that was stopped after a second audit looked at the Politicians we have been electing....

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Can you imagine trying to explain any of the current world leaders to little green men?

“After they killed their first hundred thousand other people, why weren’t they arrested and jailed?”

“Err…”

“And why not arrest them after they stole billions from the public they were supposed to serve?”

“Umm…”

“I can understand voters making a mistake once… but repeatedly voting in the same autocrat?”

“Well…”

Then when you explain the FIFA Peace Prize...I think we will be exterminated...