[pseudohadamard]

Just remember that if you decide to brew up a cup from VSMOW you have to do it in strict conformance to ISO 3103.

[perpetuallunch]

I prefer my tea brewed with SLAP, or more recently SLAP2.

[lstodd]

I wonder what's the standard for ethanol and, therefore, vodka.

[pseudohadamard]

Oh, that one's easy. I'll leave it for Qualified Russian(tm), Boris, to explain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IivdU8l1NOg