[triceratops]

On the bright side, an ironclad excuse to skip the team offsite /s

[perpetuallunch]

Maybe they could incascerate the plant and equipment.

This week half the photocopiers are in foster care (prison).

Next week, half the backup generators.

[fragmede]

It's funny but a corporate death penalty, where executives had a lifetime ban of ever being an executive in a company ever again would go a long way.

[perpetuallunch]

That sounds entirely reasonable.