[RobotToaster]

Tangential but open source pants are very much a thing https://freesewing.eu/

[kube-system]

Of course they are, as are open-source IP cameras and routers. My point is not that they don't exist, my point is that these things have interest only within relatively tiny bubbles.

[jerlam]

A seam ripper will "de-compile" any garment you like.