[nehal3m]

Ah, Lojban!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban

Sadly this does not let you speak to computers, just other language nerds with a lot of time.

[laszlojamf]

a friend of mine did a high school project where he and a friend learnt it well enough to have a short conversation with each other. That's the only time it has come up in life until now. I hope he sees this.