[riddlemethat]

Last retreat I went on the CFO drove drunk around 350 miles to get there. The CEO insisted on heavy drinking for everyone. Then he ordered one of everything on the menu the next morning at a Cracker Barrel for himself and wasted a ton of food. I found out he had a cocaine addiction about a month before the company was acquired. They also had orgies in the office break rooms and gave out a machete to everyone as a Christmas gift. Amongst the many crazy times…

My fraternity was more tame and we used to have guys gazing each other in the main room during parties.

[waste_monk]

>They also had orgies in the office break rooms and gave out a machete to everyone as a Christmas gift

Hopefully not at the same time, otherwise there would be opportunity for many kinds of unfortunate mishaps.

[itsmemattchung]

The image of these two occurring at the same time haha

[ocschwar]

> My fraternity was more tame and we used to have guys gazing each other in the main room during parties.

Joining a fraternity makes you jointly and severally liable for anything your frat brothers do. It's the very opposite of working or investing in a limited liability company. Makes sense for a fraternity to be more tame...

[jrflowers]

>They also had orgies in the office break rooms

Bring your hole self to work

[clemailacct1]

Dude, that company sounds awesome!

[DANmode]

If you’re looking for employment that’s as stable as a minor-league cartel, sure.

Coke, machetes, and drunk driving gets your passion moved?

Concisely, seek help.

[clemailacct1]

It’s a joke, buddy. You must be fun at parties.

[DANmode]

> You must be fun at parties

In the context, this is funnier than your “joke” was!

[jrflowers]

Still sounds better than a retail job I had

[Der_Einzige]

Reminds me of the tik tok of the guy who just starts giving out new machetes in packages to homeless people.