[pcf]

Even the headline is difficult to understand for the affected group.

Perhaps, soon, it will be necessary to phrase it "Zoolander" style. Maybe something like "Top 3 Shocking Reasons Why You Can't Read Good No More!"

[the_af]

Who do you think the intended audience of the article is?

The answer might (genuinely) surprise you, judging by your joke.

[raincole]

The audience of the article is people like the parent commenter.