[yubblegum]

Now I am musing about spider nightmares.

[oneeyedpigeon]

Thousands of tiny humans crawling all over you...

[amarant]

Or perhaps all of your thousands of children being in peril, having found themselves on a murderous human, with no obvious path to escape as the gigantic scary human swaths hundreds at a time?

[ta8903]

There's a reason the average spider sleepwalks into 8 human mouths a year.

[robocat]

One spider, 8 mouths: what are they pollinating?

[palata]

Is that how the mother gets the seed from the father?

[yubblegum]

You really didn't have to share this.