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I recently prompted ChatGPT about theoretical physics because I wanted some examples of AI slop. It affirmed my hypothesis that dark energy results from the nonzero VEV of the Higgs field. Wow! I'm so smart! I solved dark energy!

Any actual physicist would probably be able to tell me why that's a category error. I don't know why because I'm not one. But there are actual mathematics underlying a statement like that and I'm 99% sure the maths don't work like that.

By the way I think that's why everyone thinks of so many weird physics ideas more than other fields. It's because things are explained in words that hide math, and you can make hypotheses in words that would be obviously nonsense at the level of maths. Like your boss asking why you don't just recompile the cloud.