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by alterom 10 days ago
....Why?!
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Seriously though.

Musk promises self-driving cars, hyperloops, tunnels, and what they actually deliver is... a †balance bike*?!

Satire is dead, because I can't imagine a worse self-own.

Same reason the Musk Corporate Universe does everything else: because Elon woke up and thought it would be cool.
Which would be fine I think if the company was otherwise successful. But the only thing preventing its complete downfall at this point is the high import taxes on the Chinese EV competition, and the only reason for said high import taxes is market protection.

But while Europe and the US desperately try to protect their own markets, the rest of the world - you know, the other 7.5 billion people - is a potential customer.

I mean at least it is transportation adjacent. Tesla flamethrower on other hand ...
Because they failed to get any other working new products to the market. Tesla semi? new roadster? Updates to their existing models? Tunnels? All announced years ago, nothing released.

Cybertruck is the only released new product that made some waves, and it failed, did not meet sales targets, definitely does not meet any requirements for a truck. Less than 100K sold, 20% of which to Musk's own companies (https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2026-05-05/how-many-c...).

Tesla semi?

Well, that did make it to market. One of them killed two people near Reno recently.

https://electrek.co/2026/07/01/tesla-semi-first-fatal-crash-...

They don't even have dealers that could throw this stuff in instead of real discount...