[potatolicious]

The opposite of "family values" is not "debauchery", despite what religious extremists would have you believe.

[Nate75Sanders]

In fact, they often go hand-in-hand :)

I lived in Lexington, KY for 14 years and I believe we were among America's leaders in churches, strip clubs, and chain restaurants (per capita, that is).

There's a Portland joke somewhere in here...