[eesmith]

FWIW, that's existed for a while. Source at https://github.com/jart/cosmopolitan/tree/master/third_party... with downloadable binary at https://cosmo.zip/pub/cosmos/bin/sqlite3 .

  % curl -LO 'https://cosmo.zip/pub/cosmos/bin/sqlite3'
    % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
  100 4845k  100 4845k    0     0  1384k      0  0:00:03  0:00:03 --:--:-- 1384k
  % chmod +x sqlite3
  % file sqlite3
  sqlite3: DOS/MBR boot sector; partition 1 : ID=0x7f, active, start-CHS (0x0,0,1), end-CHS (0x3ff,255,63), startsector 0, 4294967295 sectors
  % ./sqlite3
  SQLite version 3.40.0 2022-11-16 12:10:08
  Enter ".help" for usage hints.
  Connected to a transient in-memory database.
  Use ".open FILENAME" to reopen on a persistent database.
  sqlite>: