[vharuck]

I vaguely remember a saying I read here once:

A tech lover has a home full of smart appliances and systems. A tech expert has a computer, a modem, a printer, and a revolver lying next to the printer in case it makes a sound they don't recognize.

[m463]

Don't leave the revolver too close to the printer. It might start saying "low toner" when you go to use it.

[timbit42]

The revolver or the printer might start saying that?