[piltdownman]

For reference, a famous Irish coffee-table (read: bathroom) book in a similar vein:

https://www.abebooks.com/Said-Duchess-First-Lines-Gemma-OCon...

And from a cursory few refreshes I didn't see the obvious one come up:

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." Orwell, 1984

[kwertyoowiyop]

It’s there.