[NoMoreNicksLeft]

The problem with capitalists is that if you wanted, they'd let you go do your little commune thing somewhere. The problem with communists is that if you're not a communist and you can't be reeducated into becoming one, you must die. Or if you're the wrong kind of communist. Or if you're the same kind of communist, but you also want power. Or if you don't want power, but they think you might some day. Or if you're related to someone who might want power some day.

But no, I won't be a communist with you. And if you insist, things could get ugly. Fortunately for me, you're still in your hipster-college-champagne stage of communism, and you're both scared of violence and worried about the PR backlash of being found out to be a bloodthirsty savage.

In November when it becomes apparent that the Democrats won't win back seats, you'll all start to panic. But the real fun will come in 2028 or 2030, when Obamacare will be dismantled. I can hardly wait.