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by notahacker 21 days ago
Not gonna lie, I'd rather attack with 26 fighters that haven't survived lots of jump attempts than 8 who are much more confident in their motorbike stunt riding but presumably still aren't bulletproof.

But maybe they could ask Claude how to train themselves to resist bullets as well?

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This is a scene in Catch22 IIRC where they decide to stop training the soldiers who need to parachute behind enemy lines because the fatality rate of training was so high that mathematically it made more sense to send in untrained soldiers.
This also reminds me of a offhanded remark in a SsethTzeentach review where he criticizes the Titanic passengers for not having the decency to be ballast and plug the hole with their own bodies
> But maybe they could ask Claude how to train themselves to resist bullets as well?

“unfortunately, my seven remaining comrades died in the process and I can't train anymore since there's no one to shoot at me”.

And now you’re ready to level up with motorbike jump.
> maybe they could ask Claude how to train themselves to resist bullets as well?

Practice makes perfect!

You start with .22 and build up resistance from there.
I'd suggest starting with a 2mm Kolibri, if you can find one.
Maybe add some lead supplements to your diet first to build up tolerance.
The science of homeopathy tells us that if you dilute it a lot it makes the immunity more powerful.
Well that’s easy, start shooting yourself in the foot with .22 until you develop a tolerance and bump up to .380!
That's how you get Gun Kata
You need Jean Claude for that.
I hope that the first model to reach ASI will be called that. I don't want humanity to go out with a whimper nor a bang but with a pun