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by imzadi 18 days ago
Snails had a good run being ignored by everyone but the French and now we're smearing their slime on our faces and trying to turn their teeth into armor.
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Snails? These are MARINE snails, soldier! Oorah!
Makes you wonder how and why they evolved such strong teeth since crayons are pretty soft (and not even naturally-occurring).
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Snails are our greatest enemy. Source: medieval manuscripts.
They ate all the vegetable plants.