[reverius42]

If you discover a precancerous polyp, and it gets removed during the colonoscopy, you just might avoid ever getting colon cancer instead of dying from it prematurely. But you do you.

[ButlerianJihad]

You don't seem to even understand or care how much I would personally appreciate and welcome "dying prematurely" of any cause. This is so personal. HN such insensitive claudes here.

[bad_username]

Even with your disposition in mind, of all the ways to die prematurely, cancer seems one of the more drawn out and the least pleasant ways...

[ButlerianJihad]

So if it means so much to you that I screen for colon cancer, then you can pay for it, you can drink the nasty shit, and you can shove it up your own ass, with all due respect, mister.

[hack1312]

this is the attitude of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they’re being told to eat their vegetables