[panick21_]

Its deeply offensive to call 'Count Binface' a joke, he a more serious and more electable candidate and a better candidate for PM then Farage. Please keep your right wing extremest views to yourself, Farage is the joke candidate.

[jjgreen]

On election, Binface promises to build one affordable house and cap the price of a 99 ice-cream to 99p. I'm convinced.

[SideburnsOfDoom]

Binface would have my vote for his policy on Brexit alone. He is unafraid to say that "Brexit is a shitshow", and to call for "bin Brexit".

[danw1979]

“Bring back Ceefax” is a more fully-formed policy than anything Farage’s various parties and offshoots have ever suggested.

[foldr]

Many moderate people will respect Count Binface's stand on Ceefax, but what about this extremist nonsense about building an affordable house?

[Lio]

I think that's just grandstanding for the tabloids.

He does have a sensible policy about moving the men's hand dryer in the Uxbridge Crown & Treaty. You have to give him that.

And capping the price of 99s at 99p? Chef's kiss.