[bolangi]

Sperm counts, too, have dropped precipitously.

[standardUser]

Seems like a minor issue, since most men only utilize their sperm two or three times in their entire lives, if at all. Maybe men should be freezing sperm while they're young and virile.

[scottyah]

Just because you don't always hit a home run doesn't mean you don't need a bat.

[standardUser]

If hitting a home run is getting a woman pregnant, then I'd wager men are hoping to strike out in 3 pitches during 99.5% of their at bats.