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by egormakarov 25 days ago
Can't wait to be killed by my toaster because some sexy mossad agent seduced it.
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Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?
Fire!
This made me laugh out loud :)