[heikkilevanto]

And you need to stop telling everyone what we need! "You might be interested in this <thing> if you have this and that" sounds so much more reasonable.

[antonvs]

In this case it would be “you might be interested in this <thing> if you have an unexamined and irrational hankering for pointless mid-1990s web tech.”

[littlekey]

Agreed. There should be a subset of Betteridge's law: if a headline states that you need to do something, you don't.