[Waterluvian]

Dishwashers? How dare you. We preferred to be called “Sanitation Engineers - Dishwashing Division” Even had bossman put it on our paystub (he was so tolerant of us kids. I think he was just happy that we were into buffoonery and not meth).

[bckr]

Engineer? Wow, that’s high falutin. Sanitation Technician is as high as I got.

[aryehof]

Sure it wasn't Sanitation Team Lead?

[vntok]

Dishwasher? I hardly know her!

[fwipsy]

Did this actually happen? That's pretty wholesome lmao.

[Waterluvian]

It was definitely one of the more tame activities at work. We would golf rotten potatoes into the field behind the restaurant. Play Celery Generals with traffic, make Concoctions and get the waitresses to test and rate them, and we had an entire WWF wrestling league (that was exclusively judged by the entrance strut and banter; there was never any actual wrestling). Sometimes we’d make new pizza recipes and present them to the kitchen staff of the pizza shop next door. Their contribution to the bit was to act incredibly Italian in their wholesale rejection of our pie. Sometimes we’d even do work.

[AstroJetson]

How did they turn down your Black Olive and Pineapple Pizza? Asking for a friend.