Well, there's the counterpoint to the whole post. You don't know what Twinkies are.
It was the blandest, most solid chunk of cake with a flavourless blob of sugar in the middle.
Describe a chicken nugget next, I bet people hate those too.
(For the record, a proper Twinkie would be fluffy, not a solid chunk.)
It was the blandest, most solid chunk of cake with a flavourless blob of sugar in the middle.