[lowsong]

> we thank ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok for tirelessly traversing the combinatorial space of this manuscript.

This is a premise so fanciful this might as well start with "assume a goose that lays golden eggs" that's then been extrapolated into 100+ pages of AI generated text.

[delusional]

Lead author is a crypto guy. Having written any paper on crypto, especially as an economist, is negatively correlated with my interest in reading your arguments.