[urbnspacecowboy]

Here's my working and cheap alternative that respects privacy: Don't do it!

Seriously now, if you give in to demanding people, they will just demand more. Appeasement does not work.

[ghusto]

To be even more specific then: Working and cheap alternative to the very real problem that this solves. It's not a made up problem, even though the current proposed solution was just shopping for a problem to solve so it could sell itself.