[falcor84]

> strange/neat/me unemployed

I'm not sure if that's what you were going for, but I read it as if it were written by The Board in the game Control, and found myself with the appropriate level of existential dread.

[mh-]

and I haven't played that game, so I read it in Ralph Wiggum's voice.. which also feels appropriate.

I'm in danger.

[syhol]

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