[pmarreck]

This incident report is WILD

    The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.

[piazz]

PSA this is satire ;)

(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)

[jazzypants]

Poe's law strikes again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

[InsideOutSanta]

Seems perfectly cromulent to me. And thanks to Karen Oyelaran for her work.

[jazzypants]

We can only hope she wins her GitHub rate limit appeal soon.

This was hilarious. I didn't know that I needed AI slop satire in my life.

[Groxx]

Under Microsoft's ownership? She'll get through the goat-farming queue well before then.

[dcrazy]

It’s satire.

[bilekas]

Its LGTM actually! And very much not serious! (yet)