[emil-lp]

I've embraced it, and I'm coding faster than all my colleagues, some days I open more PRs than the rest of my team combined.

[evandrofisico]

Are you earning more money or working fewer hours? Are you eating healthier meals, with better sleeping quality? Because all I read is that you are generating more money for the shareholders.

[UncleMeat]

The true american dream. Generating as much money for shareholders as humanly possible and then going home to your rented apartment to be surveilled by AI companies finding ever more intrusive ways to shove ads in your face.

[blooalien]

Even more importantly, generating even more wealth for the already beyond ultra-wealthy, to whom those "shareholders" are simply a necessary annoyance in their quest to be the last to die with all the wealth. :sigh: :sadface:

[RattlesnakeJake]

Are your colleagues slower because they're spending all their time reviewing your PRs?

[jknoepfler]

I sincerely hope this comment is satire.

[emil-lp]

I forgot the `/s` and now my Karma is gone...

[joquarky]

The last decade has been quite a workout for Poe's Law.

[jknoepfler]

Ha, well you've restored a fraction of my optimism about humanity.